Score: 10

"10 10 10 10"

submission: Saturday Morning Watchmen

date: March 10, 2009

This is just pure liquid awesome with chunks of excellent ice. I've read the graphic novel and I loved how creative you were. LOL @ Rorschach and Dr. M

hehehe this was really funny and if the movie came out in the 80's, I bet they'd have a lame cartoon like this airing. Just like they did with The Toxic Avenger.

Score: 5

"Meh"

submission: Messed-Up Bible Stories 4

date: September 8, 2008

It was alright. It was too political for my liking. It wasn't bad, but it didn't really stand out either. Hopefully the next one will be better.

Score: 6

"Above Average"

submission: Tetris Reborn

date: February 3, 2008

Well, first off I like the graphics of this. But this isn't a very good Tetris Flash. It's tolerable if you're a Tetris Junkie like myself but it's way too flawed.

No music is a good thing for me, most Tetris games have one crappy Tetris Remix looping over and over with no mute button. So I like the fact there's no music so I can listen to my own tunes while playing.

The Achievements is just eye candy. At first I thought I performed and awesome task and was rewarded for it, but then I realized those same two Achievement blocks would always stay there.

The pieces spin counter-clockwise, which isn't good for those who play actual tetris. It's rather irritating. I know some people have preferences about the direction so next time, try making an option where you can make it spin either way. That way when someone gets to the more challenging levels you can randomly change it to add to the challenge.

Also, the scoreboard is almost unreadable. That needs to be fixed.

All in all, it has bugs in it, but so far it's the best Flash Tetris on NG. That says it's half-good and it also says that all the others have to be pretty bad to have their asses kicked by this one.

I think if you spent more time on making one and took alot of the complaints in these reviews as advice for changes, then you could make an awesome Tetris game.

I don't downgrade people for not being original if they remake a timeless classic like Tetris. But it has alot of bugs.

One thing that would really fit is a scoreboard. So those can really claim their high score. Like most NG games do where it asks if you'd want to post your score, you enter your name, and it's posted on a site.

Good work, but I really think you could have done better if you put some real effort into it. I'm not saying be more original, just be a better programmer.

Score: 10

"Great"

submission: Gamer Tonight - MMO Gamer

date: January 12, 2008

Some may say the stereotype is true and it is.... to a certain extent. WoW players who fit the stereotype make up for about 64% of the players. There's some really cool people with lives who have WoW. But there are plenty more who just have no life.

I used to play WoW, I never really got into it so I deleted it and canceled my account. It's a good game to kill time, but I never found it fun. I preffer more intense gaming like HL2, Oblivion, GoW, and Mario Galaxy. I never had the patience for MMOs.

But people need to stop bitching about the stereotype. In most cases it is true, but not always as with every other stereotype. Most black people love fried chicken, but who the fuck doesn't love fried chicken!?! People say Jews are cheap, well people say that because Jews use their money wisely as well as other people too, including myself. The list goes on. Most stereotypes are based on truth, but most are blown out of proportion to include a whole race or religion.

Great video though. I love the whole almost scooby-doo style of how it ended.

Score: 8

"Good"

submission: LazerBeamz

date: December 27, 2007

It's a challenging game for anyone who has never played pool or was never taught trigonometry. The movine asteroids were more of an annoyance than anything else. Great game, but the music is very irritating. Next time, include some different songs (Ones that aren't 10 second loops). The music would have been fine if it weren't for the NASA transmissions from the moon landing.

Graphics - 10/10
Gameplay - 10/10
Music - -30/10

The music was so annoying, it ruined the game for me to an extent. So I rate this a 7/10

Score: 10

"I heard about this game yesterday."

submission: Portal: The Flash Version

date: November 8, 2007

I give this game a perfect rating. After playing and beating the original portal on my 360 I was sad that the game was so short. Thankfully you guys made your own 2-D version and I love it. It's just as fun as the original, even if some controls are a bit clunky. This has to be the best fan made game and the best Flash game on Newground period.

Games like this need a higher rating than 10/10

Thanks for working hard to bring us such an awesome game.

Score: 10

"Good"

submission: Halo: Lost in Time

date: September 24, 2007

Very funny. I'm glad someone else has the guts to show how much Bungie sells out. But you forgot the Halo 3 car, the Halo 3 Nascar car, and etc... It would have been classic if MC drove away in the Halo 3 NASCAR car.

It was too short though. I'll definetly add you to my friendslist on XBL, my gamertag is Skinny Ninja420

Score: 10

"Cool"

submission: MiLife: April

date: August 27, 2007

I liked it. The backgrounds were nice, so were the jokes in them "Pit Not Finished", the enemies were creative.

Overall I liked this game. Some may say it's a stepbackwards in games, but people like me still love playing games on the SNES.

I give this a perfect score. It's not easy making games, and not easy for me to like most. Good job man.

P.S. ignore the little shits who give bad reviews. Most probably haven't even grown hair on their balls yet.

Score: 7

"Fun"

submission: Topless Darts!

date: August 26, 2007

It was a fun game. I didn't paly for the titties since I have 8 videos of Brandy Taylor anyways :p But good game, really builds someones reaction time.

Score: 3

"I agree"

submission: The Birth

date: August 25, 2007

I agree with the reviewer below me. The star of David doesn't belong. Cutting across the wrists doens't do much (It's mostly hollywood crap).

It would have been good, if you would have taken the time to do some research. I love the animation, but that still doesn't excuse the lack of research.